HotD 8/31

Perchance you shall think
Thoughts of me while I'm away
And I thoughts of you

I think this is one of my favorites this far...

HotD 8/30

Beware Kid Moxie,
Known for brutal assualts
With a tasty drink

HotD 8/29

Good luck to my friends
Who are starting their classes,
A great year awaits!

HotD 8/26

There was a time when
Dead and buried meant just that
'Neith the ground, things stayed

HotD 8/25

Bug in my tummy
Making me feel kinda gross,
I wish you would go

HotD 8/24

Oh Winnie the Pooh,
Our downfall: the result of
Your lust for hunny

HotD 8/23

Prince of All Cosmos
You've rolled your big ball of love
Right into my heart

HotD 8/22

Redness consumes me,
Conqured by the sun's death rays
I need some aloe

HotD 8/19

There are those who doubt
The sweetness of our goggles...
Oh yes, you shall learn

This one goes out to all my Iggs, can't wait 'till you all get back!

HotD 8/18

Who can do hip hop
Any better than frogs can?
No one, so don't try!

HotD 8/17

Come Tender Lumplings
Let me take you by the hand...
Wait, what's a Lumpling?

HotD 8/16

Oh man am I pumped,
All my friends are coming back!
Adventure abounds!

HotD 8/15

Everyone should go
Visit Disneyland this year
Cool new things abound!

HotD 8/12

Remember Full House?
Who would have known Bob Saget
Has a filthy mouth?

I know, I know, this update is hella late, but in my defence, our internet has been way screwy lately. Tell ya what, if I'm this late again, I'll refund you all your money. Deal? Good.

HotD 8/11

What's people's big deal?
They're always telling me to,
"Please put some pants on"

HotD 8/10

Ill? Suffering from:
The vapors, jitters, or gout?
Moxie will fix that!

HotD 8/9

In my dreams last night
I met the Pope, a Jedi
He tought me the force

Last night I had one of the awesomest dreams of my life. It went as follows: Simon Peg (aka Shaun from Shaun of the Dead) and I were trying to escape from zombies in the city by escaping into the forrest. After a few harrowing escapes from human, wolf, and bear zombies we stumbled upon a derelict cathedral. Seeing as how zombies were after us, we decided to hide inside. The cathedral, however, was not empty; the Pope was there, waiting for us. For you see, the Pope was a master Jedi and had been waiting for our arrival to teach us the ways of the force. He gave us our first lightsabers and instructed us to combat the zombie menace, which we did, with great skill. Unfortunately the dream ended there, as in real life the space shuttle Discovery was landing a few miles away and I thought its sonic boom was the sky exploding.

Also, I know I have not been posing with the same gusto that I had a few weeks ago, but believe it or not I've actually been busy enough at work to prevent me from updating. And after spending the whole day in front of the computer I usually don't feel like rushing right back to it after work. The creative juices are slowing returning to me though, so you'll probably see some more interesting stuff in the near future.

HotD 8/8

A giant spider
Spinning webs on our doorstep
Please catch some salesmen

HotD 8/4

Teeny Super Guy
"He's inside of you and me"
Oh God, get him out!

HotD 8/3

Tiny ninja guy
Small in stature, big in heart
Flips out all the time

I know I've been slacking lately what with the lack of LHM updates. I just haven't been feeling too creative these past few days. Perhaps I'll pick it back up again next week after I regroup the creative juices.

HotD 8/2

A shiny ring lost
No peril for retrieval
Found in the dryer

Double Dose + HotD 8/01

*In best Prof. Farnsworth voice* Good news everybody! I've decided to up the dosage of the haikus each day!

I felt like focusing only on "The Left-Hand Man" or only on HotD wasn't letting me flex my creative muscle enough, so I decided to do both each day. From now on I'm going to try to keep a consistent format (which I have yet to decide on) so it will be easier to look up archived haikus if you are so inclined. Also, please feel free to leave me any comments or send me any of your own haikus, perhaps I'll start a special guest HotD. Anyway, here are the goods:

There's life underground
Beneath the cool, calm surface
Dig and you will see

Left-Hand Man #4

One thing is certain,
Strange occurances began
Soon after his birth