HotD 2/27

How did they get there?
That is not for us to ask...
There's snakes on a plane!

HotD 2/24

A special weekend
With a very special guest:
The Molly Lower

HotD 2/23

Adventures in space:
You and I are space pirates
Searching for booty

HotD 2/22

Life is so mundane
Unless accompanied by
The Final Countdown

HotD 2/21

Derek is wisdom
How did he seek such knowledge?
He ate some guys brain.

(Guest haiku brought to us by Sir Wesley Citti)

HotD 2/20

A day off, you say?
Wouldn't know a thing 'bout that,
Gotta work today :(

HotD 2/17

Hey dude, check this out
Nah man, come a bit closer...
*Shazzam!* You got pie'd!

HotD 2/15

Love flutters swiftly
Descending for but a day
Stealing away hearts

HotD 2/14

Wing'd imp flutters by,
Target: most dangerous game.
More fall to Cupid!

HotD 2/10

Ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone! It's the best!
A phone with a peel!

HotD 2/9

It couldn't be done,
It shouldn't be done, they say;
You can't stop the 'stache!

HotD 2/8

There's no time today
For a fancy, good haiku
Refunds all around!

HotD 2/7

Bad dreams, dark omens:
Half-shark princesses attack!
I fear for TJ

HotD 2/6

Chelsea House party!
An awesome time had by all,
Can't wait 'till next year!

HotD 2/3

I have a feeling
My roommate's a wanted man;
What could he have done?

HotD 2/2

Parlous times indeed
When leaders secretly watch
But do we stop them?

HotD 2/1

Today the eyes watch,
From high verdict is rendered:
Either sweet or teews