Haiku-A-Day

HotD 6/27

2006-06-27T08:42:00.000-07:00

A rumbly tumbly
Grumbling for delicious food
Must find some hunny

HotD 6/26

2006-06-26T08:31:00.001-07:00

State: Arizona
Place where people go to die...
And sometimes to live

HotD 6/22

2006-06-22T08:48:00.000-07:00

What brave adventures
Await the four travellers
On their epic quest?

HotD 6/21

2006-06-21T08:53:00.000-07:00

Summer time arrives
Children frolic, sun shines down
I need some A/C

HotD 6/20

2006-06-20T08:54:00.000-07:00

Tender Maria
Bundle of fury and love
A super hero?

HotD 6/15

2006-06-15T08:45:00.000-07:00

Much joy on this day,
Soon Back Home in Lahaina
Will fill my tummy

HotD 6/14

2006-06-14T08:32:00.000-07:00

Farewell sweet Damo,
You were here, now you are gone...
But not from our hearts ♥♥♥

HotD 6/13

2006-06-13T08:08:00.000-07:00

Damien Troutman:
Does one truly know this man?
Is that possible?

HotD 6/7

2006-06-07T08:29:00.000-07:00

It seems we are spared
The Devil did not attack
And my soul is sound

HotD 6/6/06

2006-06-06T08:42:00.000-07:00

Hay peligro hoy,
El día del Diablo
¿Quién es seguro?

HotD 6/1

2006-06-01T08:21:00.000-07:00

Back to the basics:
Sweet haiku about ninjas
Flipping out always

HotD 5/25

2006-05-25T08:27:00.000-07:00

The hatch blown apart,
Heroes captured by "Others..."
September: so far!

HotD 5/17

2006-05-17T08:21:00.000-07:00

I've got a fever...
And the only prescription
Is Snakes on a Plane!

HotD 5/16

2006-05-16T08:24:00.000-07:00

Our house, an oven?
Toasted within, hear our cry:
Kingdoms for A/C!

HotD 5/11

2006-05-11T08:22:00.000-07:00

Oh sweet Intrepid,
You were once lost, but now found
...wrapped around a pole

HotD 5/9

2006-05-09T21:05:00.000-07:00

Purposeful grimace,
Terrible sound: Godzilla
Pulls high wires down

HotD 5/8

2006-05-08T08:48:00.000-07:00

A day, a dollar:
Once more to the breech, dear friends.
Weekend shall come soon!

HotD 5/5

2006-05-05T08:45:00.000-07:00

A long road traveled,
How did we make it this far?
Four years go by quick

HotD 5/3

2006-05-03T08:50:00.000-07:00

A truant finds home,
Saw the trapdoor in the sun:
Immortality

HotD 5/2

2006-05-02T09:01:00.000-07:00

Fare thee well, sweet Deb
We shall lament your absence
Just like when doves cry

HotD 5/1

2006-05-01T08:21:00.000-07:00

Pencils scratching hard,
Answers eluding capture:
Finals time! (for some)

HotD 4/28

2006-04-28T08:42:00.000-07:00

The treasure obtained,
But the coast is not yet clear:
Gotta reach the boat!

HotD 4/27

2006-04-27T09:05:00.000-07:00

A shining beacon:
Red jewel atop the hill,
Guarded by peril

HotD 4/26

2006-04-26T08:18:00.000-07:00

No jewel, just burnt.
I guess that's how life is on:
Fireball Island.

(Provided by Sir Wesley)

HotD 4/25

2006-04-25T08:15:00.000-07:00

Ash falls in silence,
The air soured by sulphur:
Fire from the sky!

HotD 4/24

2006-04-24T08:15:00.000-07:00

Upon mighty perch
Terrible Vul-Kar watches
Dispensing his wrath

HotD 4/20

2006-04-20T08:50:00.000-07:00

What do folks love most?
Why, cats and lasers, of course!
Behold: Laser Cats!

HotD 4/19

2006-04-19T08:13:00.000-07:00

Nuclear kitties:
Will they save or destroy us?
Damn these laser cats!

(Skip the first bit about the cake)

HotD 4/18

2006-04-18T18:52:00.000-07:00

Golden brown, crunchy
Sweet syrup fills the crevasse;
Waffles: so tasty!

HotD 4/17

2006-04-17T08:36:00.000-07:00

You want a haiku?
Here is your flipping haiku!
Now leave me alone!

HotD 4/14

2006-04-14T08:48:00.000-07:00

I built a robot.
I programmed him to seek love.
But he ate my heart.

(Today's haiku provided by Sir Wesley)

HotD 4/12

2006-04-12T08:09:00.000-07:00

Glorious 80's,
So much sweet junk to collect!
Please, won't you come back?

HotD 4/10

2006-04-10T08:26:00.000-07:00

He strikes a chord.
It is powerful: Behold!
The guitar hero!

HotD 4/6

2006-04-06T08:59:00.000-07:00

Hey there Kid Robot,
You ready to bust some jams?
You pop the freshest!

HotD 4/5

2006-04-05T08:51:00.000-07:00

You want a Haiku?
Well it ain't that easy, kid,
You've got to earn it!

HotD 4/4

2006-04-04T08:41:00.000-07:00

Drippity drip drip,
Wet little friends rush to greet
Thirsty Mr. Ground

HotD 4/3

2006-04-03T08:53:00.000-07:00

Wacky time changes,
Changing clocks nimbly-pimbly:
Work of the Time Lord

HotD 3/31

2006-03-31T09:07:00.000-08:00

Off to work go I,
Battling forces vile
and full in-boxes

HotD 3/30

2006-03-30T08:51:00.000-08:00

Hey you, drink Moxie!
Original Elixir,
Distinctively fresh!

HotD 3/29

2006-03-29T08:31:00.000-08:00

Heat Vision and Jack:
I challenge to find a more
Dynamic duo

HotD 3/24

2006-03-24T08:50:00.000-08:00

It is my preference
That you refer to me now
As Guitar Hero

HotD 3/23

2006-03-23T09:25:00.000-08:00

Slept through my alarm,
Now my whole day's out of whack.
Least I'm not sleepy!

HotD 3/21

2006-03-21T08:33:00.000-08:00

Good news everyone!
Are you ready for this one?
New Futurama!

HotD 3/20

2006-03-20T08:40:00.000-08:00

Enough is enough,
I have had it with these snakes!
These snakes on a plane!

HotD 3/16

2006-03-16T08:18:00.000-08:00

Puppies and kittens,
Is there anything cuter?
And so delicious!

HotD 3/15

2006-03-15T08:17:00.000-08:00

Piercing with those eyes,
An erect finger pointing;
Kid Moxie, he knows

HotD 3/7

2006-03-07T08:23:00.000-08:00

The birth of Sir Wes:
Chuck Norris kicked a black hole,
Wes was at its core

HotD 3/2

2006-03-02T08:53:00.000-08:00

The birth of Derek:
Mom kissed a guy on the lips.
He burst out his chest.

(Another brilliant haiku by Sir Wesley)

HotD 3/1

2006-03-01T08:37:00.000-08:00

Confusion abounds,
Who am I? What's happening?
The Internet's down!

The internet was down yesterday, it was a terrible day.

HotD 2/27

2006-02-27T08:25:00.000-08:00

How did they get there?
That is not for us to ask...
There's snakes on a plane!

HotD 2/24

2006-02-24T08:34:00.000-08:00

A special weekend
With a very special guest:
The Molly Lower

HotD 2/23

2006-02-23T08:54:00.000-08:00

Adventures in space:
You and I are space pirates
Searching for booty

HotD 2/22

2006-02-22T08:26:00.000-08:00

Life is so mundane
Unless accompanied by
The Final Countdown

HotD 2/21

2006-02-21T08:40:00.000-08:00

Derek is wisdom
How did he seek such knowledge?
He ate some guys brain.

(Guest haiku brought to us by Sir Wesley Citti)

HotD 2/20

2006-02-20T08:30:00.000-08:00

A day off, you say?
Wouldn't know a thing 'bout that,
Gotta work today :(

HotD 2/17

2006-02-17T08:00:00.000-08:00

Hey dude, check this out
Nah man, come a bit closer...
*Shazzam!* You got pie'd!

HotD 2/15

2006-02-15T09:18:00.000-08:00

Love flutters swiftly
Descending for but a day
Stealing away hearts

HotD 2/14

2006-02-14T08:28:00.000-08:00

Wing'd imp flutters by,
Target: most dangerous game.
More fall to Cupid!

HotD 2/10

2006-02-10T18:11:00.000-08:00

Ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone! It's the best!
A phone with a peel!

HotD 2/9

2006-02-09T09:07:00.000-08:00

It couldn't be done,
It shouldn't be done, they say;
You can't stop the 'stache!

HotD 2/8

2006-02-08T09:14:00.000-08:00

There's no time today
For a fancy, good haiku
Refunds all around!

HotD 2/7

2006-02-07T08:50:00.000-08:00

Bad dreams, dark omens:
Half-shark princesses attack!
I fear for TJ

HotD 2/6

2006-02-06T08:32:00.000-08:00

Chelsea House party!
An awesome time had by all,
Can't wait 'till next year!

HotD 2/3

2006-02-03T08:38:00.000-08:00

I have a feeling
My roommate's a wanted man;
What could he have done?

HotD 2/2

2006-02-02T08:56:00.000-08:00

Parlous times indeed
When leaders secretly watch
But do we stop them?

HotD 2/1

2006-02-01T08:36:00.000-08:00

Today the eyes watch,
From high verdict is rendered:
Either sweet or teews

HotD 1/31

2006-01-31T08:18:00.000-08:00

Ultimate battle:
Yeti versus Flying Shark!
Also, they're in space!

HotD 1/30

2006-01-30T08:14:00.000-08:00

Ode to my lost car,
Long, slender, junk in your trunk;
Passenger: my heart

HotD 1/24

2006-01-24T08:46:00.000-08:00

A chocolate-filled month,
Why are advent calendars
Only once a year?

HotD 1/20

2006-01-20T08:17:00.000-08:00

Tonight we depart
To the land of lights and sinners:
It's Vegas, baby!

HotD 1/19

2006-01-19T08:39:00.000-08:00

Oh, the Internets
Can't decide to love or hate;
Wish I could quit you

HotD 1/18

2006-01-18T08:50:00.000-08:00

A dark mystery
With more questions than answers;
Written: "Dad will cream..."

HotD 1/16

2006-01-16T08:51:00.000-08:00

Finally, it ends...
No more goodbyes, we're all out;
Indiers begone!

HotD 1/13

2006-01-13T08:29:00.000-08:00

Friday the 13th:
Scary things bound to happen,
Better watch your back!

HotD 1/12

2006-01-12T08:56:00.000-08:00

Language lovers list,
Lamenting lecherous lies:
Love likely lasting

(put that into your alliteration pipe and smoke it!)

HotD 1/11

2006-01-11T08:48:00.000-08:00

Frog man hopping far,
Long way to go without car...
Yeah, I got nothin'

HotD 1/10

2006-01-10T08:34:00.000-08:00

No inspiration
Is striking me today
Check back tomorrow

HotD 1/9

2006-01-09T08:32:00.000-08:00

Sun shines intently,
Sweat forming on torrid brow;
This is winter, right?

HotD 1/6

2006-01-06T08:54:00.000-08:00

Big concert coming!
Coldplay tickets desired?
Password is: ARCTIC

HotD 1/5

2006-01-05T08:48:00.000-08:00

Hungry for the sky
I gaze at birds with envy...
Oh yes, I'll return!

HotD 1/4

2006-01-04T08:32:00.000-08:00

The skies have been dive'd!
What brave adventures will we
Come across next time?

HotD 1/3

2006-01-03T08:18:00.000-08:00

Two choices today:
Go to work, or skydiving...
Let's hope the latter.

Happy New Year!

HotD 12/15

2005-12-15T09:14:00.000-08:00

Fleshy-head'd mutant,
Made our enemy most vile
By radiation.

HotD 12/04

2005-12-14T09:16:00.000-08:00

That saucy Torgo,
Stumbled his way to our hearts.
Knees swelled with love.

HotD 12/13

2005-12-13T08:48:00.000-08:00

Life's naught but despair
Without Deb's shining light on
Tuesday and Thursday

HotD 12/12

2005-12-12T08:41:00.000-08:00

Scary as it is,
Graduating ain't so bad...
No finals to take!

HotD 12/9

2005-12-09T08:30:00.000-08:00

Hold on to your face,
It's about to get rocked off!
Our demo is sweet.

HotD 12/8

2005-12-08T09:21:00.000-08:00

Important suits come,
They sit, we talk, all is well.
Today we demo!

HotD 12/7

2005-12-07T09:02:00.000-08:00

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

HotD 12/6

2005-12-06T08:56:00.000-08:00

The message is lost,
Grey seas of ether obscure;
My suspicion: ghosts.

HotD 12/5

2005-12-05T08:40:00.000-08:00

Each bite reminding
Of those left behind: french fries,
Steak, and sour cream.

(in memory of the delicious CA burrito I didn't get to eat last night)

HotD 12/2

2005-12-02T08:24:00.000-08:00

I am your best friend,
Always, and especially
When you are eating.

(dog haiku brought to you by my dad)

HotD 12/1

2005-12-01T08:51:00.000-08:00

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

HotD 11/30

2005-11-30T08:39:00.000-08:00

Perhaps the greatest
Gift of all is love. Also,
Socks. Those are good too.

HotD 11/29

2005-11-29T09:16:00.000-08:00

Bitter cold nipping,
Mean ol' TJ hates to heat
Like a surly dad

HotD 11/28

2005-11-28T08:15:00.000-08:00

It appears you have
Cheated death for one more year...
Well played, saucy friend

Happy birthday Andrew and Erica!

HotD 11/23

2005-11-23T08:52:00.000-08:00

Who's great idea
Was it to plan a meeting
Before Thanksgiving?

HotD 11/22

2005-11-22T08:55:00.000-08:00

Soon enough, my friends
We'll be back home with family
Eating 'till we pop

HotD 11/21

2005-11-21T08:36:00.000-08:00

A feast to end feasts
Bellies filled and belts unloosed
Well played, turkey friend

HotD 11/18

2005-11-18T07:41:00.000-08:00

Behold King Sasquatch!
*oorawl* He makes bold decrees!
Chewbacca's cousin?